A long time ago there was a duck named Duckfunia who was a weirdo.
She says, "This ring is horrible. It falls off my finger!" in a sassy voice to her prince.
At school she got pushed down by a bully.
Then she found a pool! But when she got in she drowned!
Oh my gosh!
She slapped the life guard! Ooh!
She says, "You saved my life. Thank you, God bless you." The END